Custom cans, Monroe County. Holds a month's worth garbage for two people. We were issued two of them. The other one is kept safe in the...

I look around my office and see the pile of disarray that has been 12 years in the making. Just the thought of having to go through all...

I woke up on Delray Beach after getting hammered at an establishment called Bostons on the Beach. As I gathered my wits about me, I...

Five years and 120 pounds ago, I experienced an adverse cardio event known as congestive heart failure. I thought I was just having an...

There is nothing to do. I mean, I've got plenty I should do but it's not what I feel like doing. All I know, is, I want to do something...

I've done more stupid shit in the last three days, more like three weeks, actually it's been more like three months, made some genius...

I, like the most of us, am used to controlling everything in my life even though control is just an illusion. We actually control...

My landlord showed up a few months ago. First time we've seen her in about 10 years. Unfortunately, her husband isn't doing well,...

I had a bench seat in my pickup trucks, my dad’s 1977 Malibu Classic station wagon had bench seats (we called it the pie wagon because it...

It had been quite a while since I had the displeasure of going inside a crowded convenience store. I'm not talking about crowded with...

I wasn't driving my usual 10 miles an hour over the limit on the stretch as I wasn't excited about going through this procedure. I was...

The other evening driving to Marathon, I was stuck behind one of those people that slow down to 20 miles an hour every time they get...

The more I hurry, the faster I fall behind and the world seems to conspire against me...

A long time ago I realized that life on planet Earth makes no sense. Despite the best efforts of the invisible ruling class, I turned out...

Saw this lizard munching on a palmetto bug and flashed back to a gig a few years back. We were playing on the deck behind Three Amigos...

The wife killed another phone. Everyone has their tormentors on planet Earth and for my wife, it’s technology (though I do get her...

I just finished doing six gigs in a row, something I've not been able to do since January 2020, when I had congestive heart failure at...

Our super handsome, big, gray, male tabby cat passed peacefully at home in the wife's lap on a Sunday recently. He was 17. We got him...

The Photons were playing at the Saloon 10 in Deadwood, SD. It was the time of year that the locals began planning for the Sturgis MC...

The rest of the class of 1982 put on their mandatory suit and ties, evening gowns and got their hair and faces all fixed up to pile into...