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Local Transitioning
Space 1999...could've been '96...I suck at time but it was Windley Key not actually space though you could still get there from here, the...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Jan 19, 20244 min read


Updates, Clarifications and Nonsense
I get asked quite a bit about how I'm feeling and I usually say, "With my hands". Some of you might remember that as a three stooges joke...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Jan 15, 20243 min read


The America I Know
The band was on I-90 between Sioux Falls and Rapid City, South Dakota. As a soul travels on I-90 you can't help but notice all the...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Dec 22, 20233 min read


Buy Our Sh-, I Mean, Stuff
When I was a kid, every time a commercial would come on the TV, Dad would command me to turn it down. When the commercials were over I...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Dec 22, 20233 min read


Rain and Roller Coasters
Life is a roller coaster ride of twists and and turns, ups and downs, bumps and sudden jerks. Just like the highs and lows of playing...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Dec 13, 20232 min read


Keys Seasons in a Nutshell
Since I'm writing this at the slowest time of year I'll start there. It's hot. A lot of businesses have shorter hours, open less days a...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Nov 13, 20234 min read


Arrogance Leads to Disappointment
While setting up to play on a packed Friday night at the Big Chill we were attacked by a negative entity known in today’s parlance as a...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Aug 21, 20234 min read


Pink Lady
Peggy Caswell was the first victim of breast cancer that I knew personally. She played the piano/keyboard in one of the very first bands...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Jul 17, 20235 min read


Becoming Keyzie: Tuning Out, Turning On, Dropping In...Permanently.
I had played in the Keys with a different band previously but for “The Photons” it was our first gig ever at Holiday Isle. We only got...

Luke Sommer Glenn
May 24, 202312 min read


"Bummer, man" or "My old man always said I was too much of a sissy to get old"
Everyone has their bummers in life, serious shit that ruins plans, relationships, lives… It amazes me how much bitching, whining, pissing...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Apr 26, 20234 min read


This Ain't Glamping or The Masked Gangs of Pennekamp
The band was booked to play the infamous party spot Holiday Isle in the beautiful Florida Keys. We had been playing high out in the low...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Mar 7, 20234 min read


From the "That's Nasty" files...
I've stated many times that I don't enjoy doing solo shows as much as I enjoy band gigs. I have always preferred the camaraderie and...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Feb 20, 20233 min read


What A Drag It Is Getting Old
Summer is right around the corner and I'm just not prepared for it as this is my first year of trying to plan around the summer heat....

Luke Sommer Glenn
Feb 16, 20233 min read


Runaway Tire or How I Saved Barely Bay Wayne
The wife and I were sharing her car because my van had the steering box break off from the frame due to excessive rust. Luckily this did...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Dec 15, 20223 min read


The Big Green Nugget Delusion
Now written in a bigger font! New and improved even easier to read bigger SUPER font size to accommodate the fluctuations in clarity of...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Oct 18, 20224 min read


A Fishing Adventure
Many years ago when I was trying to participate in the REAL world, I was dating a cute red head with the CB handle, Red Beaver. What's a...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Sep 27, 20225 min read


Embarrassing Moments
I was 7 or 8, had the fear of being naked in front of people really bad. It sucks that my upbringing frowned upon things like nude...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Sep 24, 20222 min read


The pain of being human.
I've reached the age where life and age converge and the stories come to the finale. Talmage (my dad) always said the older you get the...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Sep 20, 20223 min read


Sometimes You Have To Be The Asshole
There's times in this life when you have to take charge of your destiny. People with gumption and goals are put off by those who stand in...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Sep 1, 20224 min read


Born To Be LOUD
My "first DJ system powered by Peavey, it wasn't in stereo but it was LOUD. Haha. We had to do an assignment in my high school psychology...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Apr 26, 20223 min read
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