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The Big Green Nugget Delusion
Now written in a bigger font! New and improved even easier to read bigger SUPER font size to accommodate the fluctuations in clarity of...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Oct 18, 20224 min read


A Fishing Adventure
Many years ago when I was trying to participate in the REAL world, I was dating a cute red head with the CB handle, Red Beaver. What's a...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Sep 27, 20225 min read


Embarrassing Moments
I was 7 or 8, had the fear of being naked in front of people really bad. It sucks that my upbringing frowned upon things like nude...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Sep 24, 20222 min read


The pain of being human.
I've reached the age where life and age converge and the stories come to the finale. Talmage (my dad) always said the older you get the...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Sep 20, 20223 min read


Sometimes You Have To Be The Asshole
There's times in this life when you have to take charge of your destiny. People with gumption and goals are put off by those who stand in...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Sep 1, 20224 min read


Born To Be LOUD
My "first DJ system powered by Peavey, it wasn't in stereo but it was LOUD. Haha. We had to do an assignment in my high school psychology...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Apr 26, 20223 min read


Odd At Jobs
And your substitute today is... Early in my struggle to find a steady music "gig" schedule I had to do some unusual things for income...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Apr 21, 20222 min read


We All Come From Somewhere
In Titusville Florida many moons ago, an annual gathering of West Virginia transplants was held at the Fox Lake Park Pavilion...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Mar 24, 20225 min read


Breaking Bad...Habits
When I was a kid playing little league baseball my favorite baseball team was the Cincinnati Reds. This was in their '70's heyday with...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Feb 14, 20223 min read


It's not the size of the stage, it's how hard you ROCK it!
This past weekend I found myself being the guy in charge of the stage at one of our premier local fundraiser events named in honor of...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Feb 8, 20223 min read


Energy and Out of Body Experiences.
I was very young and my family went to Jetty Park in Cape Canaveral every Saturday when we first moved to Florida in 1966. On one of...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Jan 25, 20224 min read


Dung Beetles
I was camping out on a long weekend of hunting season and after a few days of cheap beer, home made hot sausage, eggs fried in bacon...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Jan 19, 20222 min read


Aggravation
I’m trying my best to play music and make people happy (because that makes me happy) and my guitar has a bad fret that has gone beyond my...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Jan 19, 20222 min read


First Time Married
It was a beautiful winters day in Florida on January 8 that year as the pre-nuptial preparations were underway. That's when we found a...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Jan 9, 20224 min read


A Heart Felt Thank You Story: Witches to Angels
The teeny tiny puppy and I were on our usual daily walk, not to be confused with one of our unusual walks. Silly Lily likes to sniff...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Dec 28, 20214 min read


First Time For Everything
I was dropped on my head when I was 6 months old so I got that going for me. Do you remember smoking whatever with someone and they would...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Dec 27, 20213 min read


The Flizzard of '96-'97 and my new tone.
New Ulm, Minnesota is a German themed town in an extremely blond area of the planet. The band was playing at a motel bar which I can't...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Dec 14, 20214 min read


The Wife's First Time Busted or How I Met My Mother in Law
Freshly sprung from the pokey. "There's only two types of pothead. Those that have been busted and those that will be busted" said an...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Dec 10, 20215 min read


A Holiday Story
Not all Thanksgiving days are with familial relations at a familiar location. In fact a lot of mine have been with the "family" you make...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Nov 30, 20214 min read


Fun Seekers
Somehow, I'm guessing around the end of my sophomore year in high school, I found the only reason for school or church was to meet up...

Luke Sommer Glenn
Nov 21, 20213 min read
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